All about Memz

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers: Down Below

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After reading Tengil’s personal ad, it inspired me to create my own. However, this will be posted in a paper and this ad is a little more forward. Here in Pittsburgh, there is the City Paper or CP. Its more of a magazine printed on your standard news print. However, its filled with art, music, movies, politics, events, and sex. The last fourth of the magazine is actually filled with sex. Dan Savage’s syndicated article “Savage Love” is my favorite read because it offers actual “literature.” The rest of the sex print is pictures of scantily clad women/men/trannies/hermies offering varying services. A decent amount of the ads appear to be for prostitution. Well, I mean, prostitution is illegal but what the fuck is, “Fulfill Your Desires. Very Discreet, Open Late, Cash/Credit.” And no this is not for phone sex. There is a whole ‘nother page for adult phone.

On to the main point of this article. Tengil’s divine inspiration has moved my hands and fingers to make a call to make my own personal ad. My roommates and I created a profile and personal ad for the paper to be posted next week. It reads, “3 handsome gentlemen ISO (this means ‘In Search Of’ in personal ad acronyms) a petite busty female looking to get all of her holes filled.” Childish, immature, GENIUS, i know. Anyway, we now have a voice mailbox for any people who respond. I plan to post a picture of the ad when its in the paper and post any audio that we receive in our mailbox as part 2 of this post. Whats even better though is part 3 will be our encounter(s) with anyone that responds.

Check out this series called The Guild on YouTube. They are making a funny parody of addicted online gamers.

LeechBlock is a simple productivity tool designed to block those time-wasting sites that can suck the life out of your working day. All you need to do is specify which sites to block and when to block them.

LeechBlock is a simple productivity tool designed to block those time-wasting sites that can suck the life out of your working day. (You know: the ones that rhyme with ‘Blue Cube’, ‘Pie Face’, ‘Space Hook’, ‘Hash Pot’, ‘Sticky Media’, and the like.) All you need to do is specify which sites to block and when to block them.

You can specify up to six sets of sites to block, with different times and days for each set. You can block sites within fixed time periods (e.g., between 9am and 5pm), after a time limit (e.g., 10 minutes in every hour), or with a combination of time periods and time limit (e.g., 10 minutes in every hour between 9am and 5pm). You can also set a password for access to the extension options, just to slow you down in moments of weakness!

The sites to block can be specified using wildcards (e.g., *.somesite.com) and exceptions (e.g., +allowme.somesite.com).

LeechBlock also keeps track of the total amount of time you have spent browsing the sites in each block set.

For more information, see: http://www.proginosko.com/leechblock.html

For usage examples, see: http://www.proginosko.com/leechblock_examples.html

Works with:

• Firefox: 1.5 – 2.0.0.*

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Wait, hasn’t it always been? :p

While it’s still a teaser at the moment, John Nack (senior product manager for Photoshop) has confirmed the development of Photoshop Express. It’s a free online photo editor that’s not meant to replace Adobe’s current offerings, but “make Adobe imaging technology immediately accessible to large numbers of people.” And from the screenshot here you can tell it’s not even a dumbed- down Photoshop, but an entirely new product (that reminds us of something from the new iLIfe). The announcement follows Adobe’s implementation of Premiere Express, their online video editor, and it signifies a fairly progressive market plan by Adobe. In a content creation culture where every teen is a video editor, the democratization of powerful multimedia tools online allows Adobe to reach out to this new generation without abandoning their industry professional bread and butter. And it makes us want to remind kids that we once edited a movie on a VCR (after walking 30 miles barefoot in the snow, aiming our kite for lightning to capture the electricity to do our work).

Check out how this kid busts a wheelie, pretty sick.

Great story!