Ten things that suck about BioShock!
10. Vita Chambers - They revitalize you without any penalty. You get 50% Eve even though you’ve run out. Its basicly a free transport with a health care system. No point in losing anything on dying, its just like IRL.
9. Invisible walls - This is normally not a problem, but Ken Levine has been bitching about it for sooo long… “Total freedom to go wherever you want to!” Well I wanna jump down there and die - Why Ken? Why wont you just let me die?!
8. Too much Adam - Face it, there’s too much Adam. No point in saving up for something or really concentrate on a perticual branch of plasmids/hypos/whatever. Just get what you want, and switch back and forward. Which brings us to:
7. Nothing is absolute - Hey idiot. Dont like something? Change it! Nothing in this place is forever. Game would rule so much more if anything you did actually had a concequence. Misstakenly took a plasmid that makes your penis smaller? Sucks to be you. Live with it.
6. The Wrench owns - In the end, there’s just 1 weapon that’s good. The Wrench. It kills everything in a few hits, freezes and shocks opponents and whatnot. With all those plasmids and crap, youre a powerhouse.
5. The game is waaay to short - Remember back in the days? System Shock 2, Outcast, Baldurs gate, you were stuck with a game that took atleast fucking 30-40 hours if not more to complete the first time. Heck, first time I played KOTOR 1 it took me 14 hours before I even got the fucking lightsaber. And I enjoyed every minute of it. If youre crash free you can run through Bioshock the first time in about 7 hours.
4. The story - The story is almost a copy of the System Shock 2 story. Even before the game started I had a feeling the story was gonna be similar. And woop-ii-doo. It is. Nice guy is nice - evil guy is evil. Evil guy is dead - nice guy is evil. Evil guy dies. Althouh since this game is about a third as long as Bioshock we dont get to see everything through.
3. Securom and other BS - PC users get the shaft. Cannot install more than 5 times, cannot install on different computers more than 3 times. AVG identifies the root kit in the bioshock.exe and makes it unplayable. Even uninstallable (new word!) . I had to remove AVG before being able to install Bioshock.
2 . Consol players are idiots, so are PC users in ported games - One sentance “Please do not shut down your machine while quicksaving”
1. Ken Levines eyes are waaaay too close to each other. Looks freaky!






