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    Noun: Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they’re doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

“Hey guys, sorry we can’t check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch.”

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

“I’m not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn’t have to pay extra, waaaaaah!”

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a “hottie” shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

(ty Maddox LOL)

Be safe, and don’t drive drunk!

I’ll start it off here, It’s been a while since I’ve updated my blog!

New Years is almost here, what are your resolutions for the big 08? I’d like to know.

I don’t know about you guys, but I love Halloween. The girls have their minds made up on what they want to be.

Got the decorations up, and the daily links to slutty costume suggestions being sent to the wifey. <3 Will she dare take my advice?Who knows, stay tuned.

I know it sounds corny, but Happy Spooky October guys! Get out those scary flicks, a big ass box of your favorite candies, cuddle up to your favorite human being, blow up doll, or corpse and enjoy.

mmm corpses.

Movie suggestions for this month so far :

Planet Terror

Taking more suggestions, let me know.

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers: Down Below

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After reading Tengil’s personal ad, it inspired me to create my own. However, this will be posted in a paper and this ad is a little more forward. Here in Pittsburgh, there is the City Paper or CP. Its more of a magazine printed on your standard news print. However, its filled with art, music, movies, politics, events, and sex. The last fourth of the magazine is actually filled with sex. Dan Savage’s syndicated article “Savage Love” is my favorite read because it offers actual “literature.” The rest of the sex print is pictures of scantily clad women/men/trannies/hermies offering varying services. A decent amount of the ads appear to be for prostitution. Well, I mean, prostitution is illegal but what the fuck is, “Fulfill Your Desires. Very Discreet, Open Late, Cash/Credit.” And no this is not for phone sex. There is a whole ‘nother page for adult phone.

On to the main point of this article. Tengil’s divine inspiration has moved my hands and fingers to make a call to make my own personal ad. My roommates and I created a profile and personal ad for the paper to be posted next week. It reads, “3 handsome gentlemen ISO (this means ‘In Search Of’ in personal ad acronyms) a petite busty female looking to get all of her holes filled.” Childish, immature, GENIUS, i know. Anyway, we now have a voice mailbox for any people who respond. I plan to post a picture of the ad when its in the paper and post any audio that we receive in our mailbox as part 2 of this post. Whats even better though is part 3 will be our encounter(s) with anyone that responds.

Check out this series called The Guild on YouTube. They are making a funny parody of addicted online gamers.