Sleep more…

I start(ed) my days really early, and noticed I was dragging ass by 7 PM. I sleep in for a few hours extra and it’s changed my life completely. HERE’S A BIG FUCK YOU EARLY BIRD. I’ll find more worms anywhoot, you freak of fucking nature.

Orange for Halloween!

I don’t know about you guys, but I love Halloween. The girls have their minds made up on what they want to be.

Got the decorations up, and the daily links to slutty costume suggestions being sent to the wifey. <3 Will she dare take my advice?Who knows, stay tuned.

I know it sounds corny, but Happy Spooky October guys! Get out those scary flicks, a big ass box of your favorite candies, cuddle up to your favorite human being, blow up doll, or corpse and enjoy.

mmm corpses.

Movie suggestions for this month so far :

Planet Terror

Taking more suggestions, let me know.

How to stay young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

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2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. ( Keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;)

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3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s!

4. Enjoy the simple things

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5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER.

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6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

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8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is .

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

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